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Dear Neil, Why the swearing vocabulary of your heroes in "American Gods" is so poor? It was the only thing, that disappointed me in that book.

neil-gaiman:

I thought the swearing vocabulary of American Gods was fairly rich, while I was writing it.  I remember how much fun it was to write something like

“Fuck you,” said Czernobog. “Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart.”

…although it’s probably a bit heavy on the fucks for real richness in swearing. 

I’ll try and swear more richly in the next American Gods novel.

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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wilwheaton:

BLOG: that time seth green, clare grant and karen gillan played a game with me on tabletop
Yesterday was one of my favorite days in the history of Tabletop production, and this had a lot to do with it:

wilwheaton:

BLOG: that time seth green, clare grant and karen gillan played a game with me on tabletop

Yesterday was one of my favorite days in the history of Tabletop production, and this had a lot to do with it:

thisfeliciaday:

I’m in an episode of Josh Gad’s “Almost American”! COME LOOK SEE!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/696843#i0,p9,d0


Life would be so much simpler if you liked the right people. People you’re supposed to like. But then, I guess, there would be no fairy tales.

Life would be so much simpler if you liked the right people. People you’re supposed to like. But then, I guess, there would be no fairy tales.

doctorwho:

quick selfie.

doctorwho:

quick selfie.

sailorfailures:

The Laughing Soldier.

sailorfailures:

The Laughing Soldier.

hollyhocksandtulips:

Roxy Music, “More Than This”

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

wilwheaton:

brucesterling:

*Well, if you amend that to “clutching the Old Testament and consulting the Koch Brothers,” it’s pretty spot-on, Carl

The scary thing is, Carl Sagan predicted this *decades* ago.

wilwheaton:

brucesterling:

*Well, if you amend that to “clutching the Old Testament and consulting the Koch Brothers,” it’s pretty spot-on, Carl

The scary thing is, Carl Sagan predicted this *decades* ago.